Get pneumonia.
It works.
In other news, looks like my work out regime just got knocked back to "Can I walk from my house to my car without passing out". And if I leave something back at my house? Fuhgeddaboutit (did I sound like a New Yorker in your mind? I was really trying to go for New Yorker there. Ok, friends who actually live in New York, you have to tell me if I could make it there now). If I have to go back to my house for something, even my keys, I think at that moment I'd just call in sick to wherever, lay down on the sidewalk and beg the squirrels for mercy.
That's how bad pneumonia is.
Oh, and I have bronchitis too. At. The. Same. Time. I didn't even know that was possible. But it is. Google it.
This is all after getting over sinusitis with voodoo drinks of apple cider vinegar and raw garlic, along with enough Emergen-C to keep them in business for years to come. So, did it work? Sure! My sinusitis went away, but I apparently ticked it off because it came back with its homies, the aforementioned bronchitis and pneumonia.
But I lost six pounds.
That's the size of some people's babies.
Apparently "aerobic" exercise...not necessary. I haven't been able to breathe for a week and I dropped weight.
However the downside, is most definitely the squirrels. If I call in sick, be a dear and check on me. I'd hate to watch the Superbowl on Sunday from my sidewalk because I literally don't have the lung capacity to make it back to my front door.
Or just bring snacks. Cause girl's gotta eat. She just lost six pounds!
